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(978): View more from Massachusetts

mornings like this make me wish i was morman.

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(419): View more from Ohio

It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth

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(561): View more from Florida

Bad news is he broke up with me via text message

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But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt

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(915): View more from Texas

In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth

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(785): View more from Kansas

My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight

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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.

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So many questions

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