I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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