bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
