'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
