Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Randomize
