Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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