this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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