piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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