I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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