at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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