Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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