at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Randomize
