quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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