you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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