How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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