I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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