Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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