I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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