Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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