Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Randomize
