Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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