That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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