She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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