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dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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