i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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