shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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