i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
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