I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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