so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just got carded by a ten year old.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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