She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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