it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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