HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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