yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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