My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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