That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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