we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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