He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
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go home
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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