Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Reggie can tackle my bush.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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