Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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