hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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