walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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