Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(443): View more from Maryland

Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis

(757): View more from Virginia

your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.

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(937): View more from Ohio

i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?

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(541): View more from Oregon

This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.

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(951): View more from California

He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.

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