If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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