I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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