Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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