i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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