She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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