I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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