dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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