We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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