i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Randomize