my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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