to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This is classic penis vs brain.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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