She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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